Some Sage Advice

dderpymod:

blyujay:

suck-my-bumblebee:

meestaayyjayy:

rhapsodyinrouge:

indeathmayibetriumphant:

tessaviolet:

thebestimitationofmyself:

Something I was experimenting with today.

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someone hold me

“Oh, so it’s the Song of Storms on piano, that’s pretty nic-

Oh.

What kinda music genre is this? Jazz? Blues?

oh my god i have chills

Song of Storms Jazz’d up

This is really good owo

maxfirestorm:

naveplanetexpress:

Estaba aburrido y se fabricó una N64 Portatil

Oh god, I need this…

viva-monteor:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

I’ve known about these for a while, and I warn people constantly. People who are trying to do a good thing by cleaning up litter and recycling are in danger. :( This sucks

viva-monteor:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

I’ve known about these for a while, and I warn people constantly. People who are trying to do a good thing by cleaning up litter and recycling are in danger. :( This sucks

promiscuous-pinchy:

axelwolf-captain-of-the-aloha-oe:

AS A VIRGO I CAN COMFIRM THIS SHIT.

Piceses, and this is very true.

Capricorn……nailed it on the dot.

death-limes:

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT?
i think it’s fair to assume that that one dead candle was lit before john stepped on it i mean why would dadbert leave a random candle unlit right?
that means jOHN FUCKING STEPPED ON A LIT CANDLE IN BARE FEET AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH
JOHN EGBERT IS METAL AS FUCK

…..No it just means the lit candle was extinguished rather quickly. If you can extinguish a candle with your fingers without flinching, stepping on one is no problem.

death-limes:

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT?

i think it’s fair to assume that that one dead candle was lit before john stepped on it i mean why would dadbert leave a random candle unlit right?

that means jOHN FUCKING STEPPED ON A LIT CANDLE IN BARE FEET AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH

JOHN EGBERT IS METAL AS FUCK

…..No it just means the lit candle was extinguished rather quickly. If you can extinguish a candle with your fingers without flinching, stepping on one is no problem.

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

Now now, t’was Dobbie you would be thinking of.

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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*cough cough* Perry-dice *cough cough*

kelvinakaneon-dash:

onikashi:

jestre:

therealgracenote:

p1kenobi:

for-a-little-while:

apimpinversace:

visualjukebox:

oo

1994

I’m older XD ‘93

'92 :-p

Smack dab in the middle, 1995.

1990. I win.

lolwat 1999

1997

1996. Sigh…  a lot of great things came out about then… games and movies….mostly games…

kelvinakaneon-dash:

onikashi:

jestre:

therealgracenote:

p1kenobi:

for-a-little-while:

apimpinversace:

visualjukebox:

oo

1994

I’m older XD ‘93

'92 :-p

Smack dab in the middle, 1995.

1990. I win.

lolwat 1999

1997

1996. Sigh…  a lot of great things came out about then… games and movies….mostly games…

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

When you’re about to get 1st place in Mario Kart and you get hit by a blue shell right at the finish line

whole-mango:

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Except it’s funny if you are so far ahead that even if you get by two blue shells at the finish, you still get first place. Not sure if you’ve had that luck though.

thegirlwiththeggifs:

This would be the bar to be at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdWkKKSckNk

FOR 100+ GAMING GIFS FOLLOW GAMERSWWAG

And the video is listed as private and her tumblr is blank… Not really surprised..