Some Sage Advice

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

Alan Tudyk’s and Nathan Fillion’s encounter with Justin Bieber at the Halo 3 release party (x)

squigybutt:

MY HEART!!!

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

catbountry:

tsutori:

goes54667752:

iPhone earphone jack speaker

iPhone用イヤホンジャックスピーカー

iPhone 4S用にインコ。iPhone 5はイヤホンジャックが下なのでコウモリを。コウモリスピーカーは、音楽を超音波に変換する機能とか付いたら面白いかもしれませんね。人間には聴こえませんが。

A true parrot type for iPhone4. A bat type for iPhone5 because iPhone5 has earphone jack on the lower part. If the bat speaker could convert the sounds to ultrasonic wave, it might be fun. Human ear can not hear that though.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

THE BAT THO

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

titaniagigante:

mimimariet:

An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!

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I CAN HEAR HER

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

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lackadaisycats:

prozdvoices:

said:

I think “who was phone” in your Viktor Vasko voice would be hilarious, don’t you agree?

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Apologies to Tracy Butler.  Everything about this is CLEARLY anachronistic, especially the term MAKING OUT, but shh, shh, that’s okay.

Viktor and Rocky are characters from the webcomic Lackadaisy, and if you haven’t read it, you really should.

The original creepypasta can be read along here.

I’m not quite sure what I just listened to, but it’s hilarious.

PSA:

xekstrin:

coldlikedeath:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

Don’t like a blog’s opinions on your dash? Don’t send them hate:

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Are you tired of seeing a specific Tumblr user reblogging and commenting on your posts?

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Are you being bombarded by anonymous hate?

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Too much internet for one day?

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Tumblr, y’all need to do this a lot.

HELPFUL HINTS