Some Sage Advice

That moment a prankcaller calls you with a fake radio show, but you act so casual about the prank and even joke with them that they hang up before they finish.

chloe-valens:

your favorite video game series is getting a new game

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but it’s not coming out for a console you own

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leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

zookeeperalice:

ladysomnambule:

schism-ism:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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You can click and drag to stab things on your dash

Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD

reblogging just so I can stab things

autumn-prose:

ohmyespinosa:

sarabatikha:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES

This is such bullshit, there is no way.

*faffing heart attack*

bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

bloomedesert:

OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE

Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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That’s one of Pixar’s first movies without Disney, numnuts.

scitty-kitty:

axelwolf-captain-of-the-aloha-oe:

xxglaceonxx:

saianstarry:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

peep cut augh

Five words, not three…
Rage, Man, Suicide, Hate, Session…
Um…

Scum. suicide. coke. Malice. fool….well then.

Peep, Hate, Follow, Ass and Past.

None Man Bottom Malice Kick. Whaddya know, I ain’t kicking someone’s ass today.

scitty-kitty:

axelwolf-captain-of-the-aloha-oe:

xxglaceonxx:

saianstarry:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

peep cut augh

Five words, not three…

Rage, Man, Suicide, Hate, Session…

Um…

Scum. suicide. coke. Malice. fool….well then.

Peep, Hate, Follow, Ass and Past.

None Man Bottom Malice Kick. Whaddya know, I ain’t kicking someone’s ass today.

neroterra:

maxfirestorm:

mushious:

dnotive:

neverlast1:

vintagehusky:

lietame:

chikinparmesean:

knightoftigers:

takineko:

reshiramz:

bottomless-opposite:

grand-empress-of-quelf:

inediblepeaches:

st8remaster:

stoned-levi:

heichou-bitches:

shingeki-no-helpme:

levihaichou:

darker than black huh

The Boondocks
that’s just fucking great

Madoka Magica
n o 

I ALSO ENDED UP WITH MADOKA, WE CAN SUFFER OUT TERRIBLE FATES TOGETHER.

*sweats nervously* general hospital

Kagerou Project… uh oh…

Sherlock, probably? I dunno, it’s been a while since I watched anything.

key and peele. hell yeah

Ouran High School Host Cluboh no

Avatar the last airbender, ooh can I be Sokka? … A female Sokka? Now I want gender bent Avatar grr

Stardust Crusaders.
FUCK
YEAH

…Game of Thrones
Oh fuck. Fuck. I fucked up. I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up

OHMYGOSH IM STEVEN FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE

Sex Put Me in the ER!!?!?!

MASH…

Mystery Science Theater 3000
…. god help me…

Kill la Kill? Brb getting naked.

House M.D.
….Well I already have the limp. >.>;

…an idiot abroad??

….Why did I choose today to watch “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” with my stepmom?

neroterra:

maxfirestorm:

mushious:

dnotive:

neverlast1:

vintagehusky:

lietame:

chikinparmesean:

knightoftigers:

takineko:

reshiramz:

bottomless-opposite:

grand-empress-of-quelf:

inediblepeaches:

st8remaster:

stoned-levi:

heichou-bitches:

shingeki-no-helpme:

levihaichou:

darker than black huh

The Boondocks

that’s just fucking great

Madoka Magica
n o

I ALSO ENDED UP WITH MADOKA, WE CAN SUFFER OUT TERRIBLE FATES TOGETHER.

*sweats nervously* general hospital

Kagerou Project… uh oh…

Sherlock, probably? I dunno, it’s been a while since I watched anything.

key and peele. hell yeah

Ouran High School Host Club
oh no

Avatar the last airbender, ooh can I be Sokka? … A female Sokka? Now I want gender bent Avatar grr

Stardust Crusaders.

FUCK

YEAH

…Game of Thrones

Oh fuck. Fuck. I fucked up. I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up

OHMYGOSH IM STEVEN FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE

Sex Put Me in the ER!!?!?!

MASH…

Mystery Science Theater 3000

…. god help me…

Kill la Kill? Brb getting naked.

House M.D.

….Well I already have the limp. >.>;

…an idiot abroad??

….Why did I choose today to watch “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” with my stepmom?

dderpymod:

blyujay:

suck-my-bumblebee:

meestaayyjayy:

rhapsodyinrouge:

indeathmayibetriumphant:

tessaviolet:

thebestimitationofmyself:

Something I was experimenting with today.

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someone hold me

“Oh, so it’s the Song of Storms on piano, that’s pretty nic-

Oh.

What kinda music genre is this? Jazz? Blues?

oh my god i have chills

Song of Storms Jazz’d up

This is really good owo

maxfirestorm:

naveplanetexpress:

Estaba aburrido y se fabricó una N64 Portatil

Oh god, I need this…